May 2013
remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york
i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze
i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks
i hate each and every single one of you all
cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
merriamwebsterdictionary:
reasons why winter is better than summer:
little to no insects (◕‿◕✿)
sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
snow is pretty (´･ω･`)
no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰)
it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
everything is dead just the way i...
psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
Things You Should Never Say to Your Girlfriend
psych-quotes:
The top ten things that you should never say to your girlfriend no matter what the situation is are listed below:
· Never say to her she is fat. You shouldn’t tell your girl that she is fat no matter how much weight she has gained. It doesn’t matter if she looks good but if you just say the word ‘fat’ to her, it means an insult in her eyes.
· Never compare her...
I'd care if the person I reblogged this from...
I'd care if the person I reblogged this from...
hair-old-styles:
harrystyies:
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Inbox us one and i'll write a letter to that...
silver-dragon-prime:
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
“I want to touch you.
Not just physically.
But within your soul.
Discover the...”
– Aurum (via xynh)
Allergic to cats
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Not good.
Not good at all.
justinibiebers:
stuff you ask your mom:
mom where’s my towel
mom what do we eat for dinner
mom what time is it
mom where’s my phone
mom when do you come back
mom what day is it
stuff you ask your dad
dad where is mom
